WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate June 2003 |
FED FUNNIES |
What was in June 2003's Fed Funnies:
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212697:689 - Felina: It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. --Miranda Ingram 212698:119 - Frenchie: Okay, English as a second language isn't that hard, but sometimes you have to wonder. Why is a bra singular and pants are plural? Shouldn't it be the other way around? 212698:253 - Kellawytch: I seem to have lost myself. If you find me, please keep me... I'm much more fun without myself anyway. ;) 212706:983 - Campbell: are you
unhappy in your present Duchy looking for a change, Join
Mcateer and be happy :) 212709:087 - Phedre: If a woman sells herself for spaghetti does that make her a pastatute? 212711:522 - Gwarrior:
um......um........ I'm speechless, what am I to do? 212711:632 - Hazed: "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." - Jerry Seinfeld 212711:795 - Lobo: Woman's destiny
is to be wanton, like the bitch, the she-wolf; she must
belong to all who claim her. - The Marquis de Sade 212712:531 - Wolfyn: Happy National
Headache Awareness Week! (It's National Hug Week too, so
ignore the headache) 212713:634 - Esperanza: This just
in: The U.S. military is using loud Metallica and the
Barney theme song to drive Saddam supporters out of
hiding in Iraq. Any other nominations? ((((Somni))))) 212714:010 - Felina: I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 212714:061 - Victoria: I travel a lot, but I only go about half as many places as my luggage does. I checked my luggage in at the ticket counter last week, the guy tore off the stubs and said, "Here are your lottery tickets." 212716:040 - Njrudeboy: Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. 212717:570 - Rasal: They always said my time would come and National Hermit Week proves they were right! 212718:209 - Vlad: His mood longer than 35 characters, 212718:951 - Felina: Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true. - Unknown 212718:954 - Njrudeboy: Baseball is 90mental, the other half is physical --Yogi Berra 212718:956 - Kariscats: A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have something better to do. --Bill Adler 212719:582 - Wolfyn: People love high ideals, but they've got to be about 33-percent plausible. -Will Rogers 212719:722 - Tiki: The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut. 212719:783 - Henrietta: And keep
egg off it. 212720:736 - Tiki: :::scratches::: Why the heck didn't Noah swat those 2 skeeters? :( 212721:808 - Henrietta: If the Rooster gets scared and runs away, is he a chicken? 212722:105 - Zyphr: Expecting life to be easy because you are a good person is like expecting a raging bull to stop charging because you are a vegetarian 212722:525 - Wolfyn: Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. -Tom Robbins 212722:560 - Victoria: I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance --- waiting to get into the bathroom. --Bob Hope 212722:669 - Thulium: Definition of a consultant: One who borrows your watch to tell you the time, charges you for the service, then keeps your watch. ;) 212722:671 - Xorna: Definition of a
lawyer: One who you retain to sue the consultant to
retrieve your watch, who charges you 10x the value of the
watch, then keeps the watch. ;) 212724:220 - Felina: I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? 212725:229 - Chamberlain: Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. 212726:545 - Zyphr: Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. 212727:197 - Njrudeboy: The person who first said "with age comes wisdom" was pretty darn old at the time 212727:188 - Jonathan: To the
victor go the spoils. 212729:783 - Esperanza: Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad walllpaper; nevertheless the wall looks better with bad wallpaper agreed upon than it looks with none--Nietzsche. 212730:564 - Felina: Every man usually has something he can do better than anyone else. Usually it is reading his own handwriting.--Unknown 212731:022 - Karina: If the world lived according to "an eye for and eye, a tooth for a tooth" the world would be full of alot of blind people with empty gums. Mood? What's that? Sirglec has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Look! Is that...? It IS! Baroness Art is here. Look! A shimmering work of Art has just arrived. Is it an emergency yet? Wolfyn is here. The recycled Gwarrior is here. the "Simon Cowell" of fed, Xyli is here. Someone really messed up because Revenger is here. Duck Duck Goose Penguin is here. In a Straight Jacket by Jamel Rochelle is here. Someone that resembles Blirish is here. floats in something like a ghost Jamdroid is here. Whatever it is, I didn't do it! Halcyon is here. Biv Bv Bvi Bvii Bviii Bix is here. Hyacinthe and Hyacinthe run to opposite sides of Frenchie I refuse to be moody! Dragonheart is here. Your comm unit relays a message
from Kewlness, "*yawns*" Your comm unit relays a message
from Chelsia, "at my age a hang over lasts for two
weeks... ugh." Your comm unit relays a message
from Galinfenner, "Whinge to Hazed ;)" Jordy asks, "Awww, just cuz I
didn't join Estate, you're just gonna let me sit here on
my tush, GSW?" swinging from vine to vine Robbtide is here. >ex robbtide
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