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by ibgames

EARTHDATE: December 17, 2017

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SANTA’S DATABASE GETS HACKED

by Hazed

The security protocols used by Santa in his North Pole headquarters are today being questioned as news comes in that his database has been hacked, potentially exposing the data on the behaviour of all the children in the galaxy.

The hackers have started to leak selected entries from the Naughty and Nice list online, and say that we can expect to see some pretty surprising information about public figures.

Researchers are currently searching through the illegally released list, which has become known as the North Pole papers, to see who they can embarrass. I myself am safe because of course my behaviour is not just nice but absolutely perfect.

The list does not just give the verdict on their behaviour (naughty or nice) but goes into details about exactly what they have been up to to warrant being labelled so.

The first leaks from the list predictably show that senior figures from the Galactic Administration have mostly been classified as Naughty. There are a lot of red faces around the GA HQ right now!

One big surprise is that bad boy rock star Oryx Fandango, famous for his exploits involving wild sex parties and copious amounts of drugs, has been classified as Nice. This is a real blow to his reputation.

A spokeself for Santa has commented that the release of the list, while embarrassing for those revealed as Naughty, will not affect the delivery of presents this year. He added that anyone exposed as Naughty only have themselves to blame, and perhaps this will force them to modify their behaviour so that next year they can be classified as Nice.

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