THE FED2 STAR RETURNS FOR YOUR READING PLEASURE
by Hazed
We’re back! The newsdroids have returned from their droid music festival, Steelstock, covered in oil and not looking rested in the least bit. Judging by the way their ocular sensors are pulsing, I can see their enjoyment of the music was enhanced by illegal quantum drugs – the superimposition allows them to watch two bands simultaneously.
I am not going to cut them any slack or allow them any recovery time – it’s straight back to work, to produce a top-class issue of the Star. The drought of news stories we were suffering before our holiday is over, the news dam has been breached and the stories are flooding into the Fed2 Star office.