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EARTHDATE: March 2, 2014

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REAL LIFE NEWS: THE PRIME MINISTER OF NEW ZEALAND IS NOT A LIZARD

by Hazed

You probably never doubted that the leader of your country was a human being. Not even Obama-haters who are convinced he’s a foreign-born Muslim have ever suggested he might be an alien. But the Prime Minister of New Zealand has dispelled all doubt about his provenance, by announcing that he is not a lizard.

He had to do this in order to respond to an official information request, in which he was asked to provide “any evidence to disprove the theory that [he] is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement.”

Ah yes, David Icke. I might have known he’d be in there somewhere. He used to be a sports presenter on British TV, then he went barmy and starting claiming the world was ruled by giant lizards masquerading as human beings.

The NZ PM, John Key, responded to the request by saying, “To the best of my knowledge, no. I’ve taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I’m not a reptile … I’ve never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue’s not overly long either.”

So that’s all right then. Unless he’s lying to us...

Source: http://io9.com/the-new-zealand-prime-minister-publicly-denies-being-a-1523573490

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