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EARTHDATE: August 18, 2013

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 137624:8829 - Zand: There aren’t any messages on the board, yet, other than the one telling you that there aren’t any messages on the board, yet.

Stardate: 137630:0598 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. East African newspaper
Stardate: 137630:0616 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: All ladies are half price. Tokyo, Japan, bar advertisement
Stardate: 137630:0672 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: Depositing the room key into another person is prohibited. Japanese hotel sign
Stardate: 137630:0688 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. Leipzig elevator sign
Stardate: 137630:0710 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: Dresses for street walking. Paris shop
Stardate: 137630:0755 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: For best results: Wash in cold water seperately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: Drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. Korean shirt’s laundering instructions
Stardate: 137630:0922 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE U.S.S.R., YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT. Moscow hotel sign
Stardate: 137630:0974 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis. notice in a Tokyo hotel
Stardate: 137630:1003 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. Bangkok temple
Stardate: 137630:1026 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. sign in Norway
Stardate: 137630:1113 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: Pasta Salad mixed with either chunks of fish or baby . . .Irish Times
Stardate: 137630:1183 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: Please flash after use. Toilet stall sign in North Point, Hong Kong
Stardate: 137630:1231 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: Stop. Drive sideways. Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan
Stardate: 137630:1257 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: Teeth extracted by the latest methodists. Hong Kong dentist
Stardate: 137630:1280 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. Yugoslav hotel sign
Stardate: 137630:1372 - Djentsch: Mis-communication in print: We take your bags and send them in all directions. Airline ticket office in Copenhagen
Stardate: 137630:1409 - Djentsch: All prior posts were translated from their respected language into english.


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