POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 137553:7054 - Hazed: This board left intentionally blank.
Stardate: 137554:5976 - Arctic: But, with Hazed’s post, it’s no longer blank... <looks confused - again>
Stardate: 137562:2056 - Djentsch: Taken from a church bulletin: The ladies of the church are collecting items for Newborns in Need: fabric and supplies for knitting, crocheting, quilting, and sewing: finished goods: new and gently used clothing and blankets in good condition. Please place your baby in the bassinet located in the hallway.
Stardate: 137562:2073 - Djentsch: Taken from a church bulletin: Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
Stardate: 137562:2085 - Djentsch: Taken from a church bulletin: Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM. Prayer and medication to follow. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Stardate: 137562:2105 - Djentsch: Taken from a church bulletin:Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
Stardate: 137562:2116 - Djentsch: Taken from a church bulletin: Internet Pornography Sessions Begin Wednesday.
Stardate: 137562:2129 - Djentsch: Taken from a church bulletin: Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Stardate: 137562:2149 - Djentsch: Taken from a church bulletin: Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They’ve been touching women for Christ for ten years.
Stardate: 137562:2163 - Djentsch: Taken from an accident report: Norwich Union customer collided with a cow. Some of the questions and answers on the claim form were as follows: Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo
Stardate: 137562:2174 - Djentsch: Taken from an accident report: Driver encountered a large deer that jumped out from the woods to challenge his vehicle. The deer attacked his vehicle without having any insurance.
Stardate: 137563:5852 - Zand: AHhh! the boards are full once again!
Stardate: 137564:0332 - Zand: On the potluck post, was that ‘medication’ or ‘meditation’?
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, “hello? I am here, are you?”
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, “let me check yes, the x on the map says am here”
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, “I am half expecting someone to say “not any more”“
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, “My X is in a different spot B”
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, “And it says ‘you are here’, not me : (“
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.
