The weekly newsletter for Fed2
by ibgames

EARTHDATE: May 27, 2012

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QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, “Now look people, this isn’t good enough. You are failing to put anything amusing on the board. Come on, make me laugh!”
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, “Surely some of you are willing to step up”
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Munabilo, “no, and don’t call me shirley”

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Munabilo, “can’t wait until tomorrow: Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea? A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.”

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kinther, “what do you call five siths piled on top of a lightsaber? a sith-kabob!”


POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 133761:3110 - Munabilo: A student recognizes Einstein in a train and asks: Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop by this train?

Stardate: 133761:4122 - Oxexo: Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican.

Stardate: 133761:4159 - Oxexo: The personal trainer quit his job because it wasn’t working out.

Stardate: 133762:5006 - Zand: I love being a farmer. Even in this day and age, it is still fairly easy to be outstanding in your field


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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