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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 132888:5950 - Occy: Riding the escalator is a step up from always walking on the same level.-
Stardate: 132889:1496 - Hazed: But it can be a fast way to the bottom.

Stardate: 132914:9123 - Occy: A man at the watchmakers convention made a motion, but it died for lack of a second.-
Stardate: 132915:9569 - Sianna: So, no one recorded the minutes of that meeting, then?

Stardate: 132923:2583 - Occy: The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center’s windows is called nursery rime.-
Stardate: 132923:9360 - Zzzzx: Oh, so, then, the hoarfrost on an old seahand would be the rime of the ancient mariner?

Stardate: 132924:0009 - Occy: On Valentines day many people take heart.

Stardate: 132934:2454 - Zand: I walked into the room and saw the sock drawer open. Beneath it was a pile of socks that had been formed into a rudimentary circular bowl type structure. I exclaimed, EURIKA, I have evidence at last. I have found the home of the Socknest Monster!

Stardate: 132939:3820 - Occy: My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese, which I hate. It really is the grater of two evils.-

Stardate: 132975:0766 - Occy: John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.-
Stardate: 132976:9788 - Zand: Yeah, they have a fantastic reputation, they have a lot of pull around here
Stardate: 132977:0494 - Dennotairn: Oh, Deere, I guess they do...-

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