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NAUGHTY AND NICE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS

by Hazed

This may be the oddest Christmas decoration I have ever seen. It's a Santa toilet cover set. Words cannot do justice to the strange hideousness of this item, which costs just $14.99 - you will just have to go and look for yoursel.

I love the fact that the description tells us this is "Our exclusive design". That's not something to be proud of!

To recover from this very strange decoration, here's one any sci-fi geek would want: light sabre candlesticks. Awesome!

Or how about some Star Wars lights to brighten the place up. Sadly, they run on electricity, not the force.

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