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EARTHDATE: December 11, 2011

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 132231:2793 - Hazed: Against stupidity, the gods themselves content in vain. Demi-goddesses, on the other hand, are used to dealing with stupidity!

Stardate: 132249:0385 - Occy: People in medieval days were always hanging out by the gallows.-
Stardate: 132250:9695 - Zand: I bet that was a real nooseance for the executioner.

Stardate: 132257:6901 - Occy: The medical term for owning too many dogs? A roverdose.-
Stardate: 132258:4581 - Hazed: That's paws for thought.

Stardate: 132266:4594 - Occy: Bear fights can often turn grizzly.-
Stardate: 132267:2231 - Hazed: That's why we believe in the right to arm bears.
Stardate: 132271:1457 - Occy: I have heard that if a bear approaches you in the woods...you should play dead. I think I know why. It's to get you used to what you're going to look like in a minute.
Stardate: 132271:3916 - Zand: I find that bearly plauseable Occy
Stardate: 132271:4049 - Zand: But bear in mind, I have never had a bear approach me in the woods, well, not one from the canine family...

Stardate: 132282:9634 - Occy: A man threatened to jump off the side of a building - alledgedly.-

Stardate: 132309:5640 - Occy: I got my job at the dentist's office by word of mouth.-
Stardate: 132310:1696 - Hazed: But were you just filling in?
Stardate: 132310:2340 - Zand: I bet they really drilled you about what you put on the application. I know they turned down my app, Man, I was spittin mad.
Stardate: 132317:0451 - Zand: The whole experiance left me numb

Stardate: 132318:8692 - Occy: She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.-
Stardate: 132324:9597 - Zand: Hmm, hair on a weiner sounds interesting
Stardate: 132324:9640 - Zand: Oops, I hope that wasn't in bad taste

Stardate: 132327:4622 - Occy: The sardine factory reeled job applicants in by promoting a can do atmosphere.-
Stardate: 132333:5868 - Zand: Sounds mighty fishy to me.


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