REAL LIFE NEWS: ESCAPEE TRIES TO BUY TOOLS TO REMOVE HIS CUFFSby HazedFrom stupid fights, to stupid criminals, with a story about an escapee who was apprehended in Home Depot, trying to buy tools that would cut through his handcuffs. The man, who hasn't been named, was picked up by Escambia County, Florida deputies for battery. He was taken to the local hospital for medical treatment, but while the still-handcuffed suspect was waiting, he slipped away from the deputies and fled on foot. Not long after that, Home Depot employees spotted a handcuffed man in the store, looking for tools that would free him from his restraints. They called police, who came to pick the suspect up again. They didn't even have to cuff him again! |