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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 129838:9269 - Occy: My friend went on a date with a girl called 'Simile'. I asked him how it went. He said it wasn't serious, he just metaphor a coffee.-

Stardate: 129841:5155 - Gandolf: Smith & Wesson: The first point-and-click interface.

Stardate: 129847:8161 - Dennotairn: The Quality Control techincian at the coffee factory allowed tainted stock to hit the open market, thereby providing grounds for dismissal.

Stardate: 129847:8614 - Munabilo: The customer says to the waiter "this coffee tastes like dirt!" and the waiter says "well, it was ground this morning."

Stardate: 129847:9847 - Liandri: Sex is like air: Its not important unless your not getting any. - #34373

Stardate: 129855:9153 - Meijerman: Crosseyed teachers can't control their pupils

Stardate: 129864:7814 - Occy: Benny was sure that if he had to he could master braille once he got a feel for it.-

Stardate: 129865:6417 - Liandri: I don't get why so many vegans have some kind of a beef with me. Just because I bring home the bacon, doesn't mean I'm egging them on. It's so cheesy for them to milk political correctness. The steaks are high on this one, but they're too chicken to meat any resistance. - #772864

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