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EARTHDATE: January 23, 2011

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WE'RE BACK!

by Hazed

Here we are back again with the first edition of the Fed2 Star of the new year, a week later than intended due to an issue which forced me to extend my stay in the luxury spa in which I was vacationing (and the rumors that it was a rehab clinic are utterly false). I don't want to bore you with the details of what that issue was... and I have taken steps to ensure that no newsdroids will ever be able to find out!

While we were gone, I expected the newsdroids to sort out a rota so that somebody was always on duty to bring you bulletins when anything exciting happened. But the first droid on duty contracted a virus and found itself conscripted to be part of a massive botnet attempting to bring down the Galactic Administration's computer network by flooding it with requests for various permits. When I returned to the office and discovered what had happened, I tried fixing the droid by turning it off and on again but the infection was still present, so I had to have it destroyed.

Not to worry, replacement newsdroids are very easy to come by because working for me is seen as such a prestigious position!


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