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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 128967:4783 - Occy: Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Stardate: 128974:3327 - Hazed: I used to be an agnostic. Now, I'm not so sure.

Stardate: 128983:9446 - Occy: A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.-

Stardate: 128984:1441 - Hazed: All quotation is taken out of context - Enoch Powell. (Presumably this quote is, too!)

Stardate: 128992:5114 - Occy: It has been discovered that sales of irons are decreasing.-

Stardate: 129001:2410 - Occy: Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.-

Stardate: 129009:6373 - Occy: Beansprouts? OK. So what are they now, then?-

Stardate: 129018:7085 - Occy: Young horses need a stable environment where they are free to foal up and be reined in before they come to serious harm.-

Stardate: 129026:8325 - Hazed: Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying all the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Occy, "how do you use Katydidics?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "That's a Late night Fed question Occy, you know better"

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