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EARTHDATE: July 11, 2010

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FEDERGORIES

Thursdays 24 June, 2 July and 9 July
by Angelfowl

Hello everyone, you get to have some fun this week. One catch up report on the last three games of Federgories! We wish you had been at one of the games for this fun.

Game one, we had Merepoule, Jfour, Squeeky, and Riku join us. The theme for that week was Summer Time Fun. Here's how the rounds played out.

Things to cook on the grill:
Riku, "Porkloin."
Squeeky, "corn on the cob"
Jfour, "pork chops"
Merepoule, "lamb chops"

Things to take to the beach:
Jfour, "raft"
Riku, "Wakeboard."
Squeeky, "water"
Merepoule, "suntan lotion"

Fed System starting with... T:
Riku, "Truth"
Jfour, "tropics"
Merepoule, "Talmera”
Squeeky, "texas"

Places to go on Vacation:
Merepoule, " Tahiti"
Riku, "Disney World!!!" (think he likes this place?)
Jfour, "maui"
Squeeky, "the beach"

Sports you play/do in the summer:
Merepoule, "miniature golf"
Jfour, "golf"
Riku, "Baseball."
Squeeky, "cricket"

Fed Player starting with ... T:
Squeeky, "tbone"
Riku, "Twitch."
Merepoule, "twitch" (Twitch you must be popular!)
Jfour, "travjr"

Summer Pests:
Jfour, "flies"
Squeeky, "flies"
Merepoule, "door to door salesmen"
Riku, "Knats." (I think he meant Gnats)

Summer Foods:
Jfour, "watermellon"
Squeeky, "cheeseburgers"
Merepoule, "zucchini"
Riku, "Funnel cakes."

Fed Planet starting with S:
Riku, "Seasons."
Merepoule, "silk"
Squeeky, "siberian bear"

The Bonus round was: Where are the Hottest places on Earth? (This should be interesting)

Riku, "Florida, the tropics, Hawái, México, Brazil, Africa, Egypt, Afganistán,"
Jfour, "Sahara, death valley, south Carolina, equator, Florida, Houston, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Nicaragua,"
Merepoule, "death valley, Venezuela, inside Mt Aetna, Haiti, walking on coals in India, Sahara desert, Gobi desert, hot springs, anywhere in Florida, Congo"
Squeeky, "death valley, Yuma, phoenix, Sahara desert, Carlsbad nm, Egypt,"

Final Scores for Game One:

In third place... JFOUR with 16 points
And in joint first with 17 points each... MEREPOULE AND RIKU!!!


Game Two had the theme 4th of July. Our players were Bourbon, Hannity, Ember, Squeeky, and Riku. We started the night with:

Things that are RED, WHITE, and BLUE:
Ember, "Books"
Squeeky, "the british flag”
Bourbon, "my boxers"
Hannity, "flag,"

Things that are Star shaped:
Squeeky, "the stars"
Riku, "Rice crispy treats."
Ember, "Stickers"
Bourbon, "cereal"

Fed planet starting with S:
Riku, "Seasons."
Hannity, " Sumatra"
Ember, "Spirit"
Squeeky, "sextant"
Bourbon, "sports"

Presidents whose last names begin with A through J:
Riku, "Andrew Jackson."
Squeeky, "Millard Filmore"
Hannity, "Buchanon"
Ember, "Buren"

Things you shouldn't do while celebrating:
Squeeky, "wear bourbies briefs :)" (yikes)
Ember, "Pull down your pants." (oh my)
Bourbon, "drive"
Hannity, "get married in vegas"
Riku, "Commiting Suicide." (Double Oh my)

Fed system starting with... F:
Ember, "Feet"
Squeeky, "fowl" (kiss up?)
Riku, "Fringe."
Hannity, "forgotten"
Bourbon, "Forgotten"

Things associated with the Revolutionary War:
Ember, " Gettysburg" (Hrm, I am not sure Gettysburg was around in the Revolutionary War)
Squeeky, "winning independence"
Riku, "Horses."
Hannity, "redcoats"
Bourbon, "muskets"

Food that is Red, white, and/or blue:
Riku, "Cake."
Hannity, "jello"
Squeeky, "apples"
Ember, "Cupcakes"
Bourbon, "undercooked steaks"

Fed player starting with... R:
Riku, "Riku!!!!"
Squeeky, "riku"
Ember, "Riley"
Hannity, "Ruanek"
Bourbon, "Riley"

Bonus Round for this game was: Things NOT to do with Fireworks...

Hannity, "get them wet, light them in hands, give to kids unsupporvised, pick your nose try to open sinus"
Ember, "Blow them up, flush them, go off in your hand, Use them as grenades"
Bourbon, "lick, point towards self, put down one's pants, trigger a neighbors dog/cat"
Squeeky, "hold in your hand, put in bourbons shorts, throw at people, dont get too close, get burned,"

The Final Scores for this game was:

In third with 12 points... HANNITY!!
In second with 13 points... EMBER
In first with 15 points... SQUEEKY!!


The final Game in this catch up article had Hannity, Bourbon, Otamusima, and Squeeky playing, and the theme was Made of…

Things made out of Plastic:
Squeeky, "forks"
Bourbon, "my ex wife's chest"
Hannity, "car parts,"

Things that shouldn't be made of glass:
Bourbon, "toilet paper”
Squeeky, "portable cups"
Otamusima, "landing pads"
Hannity, "Bourbons wifes chest" (Do I see a recurring answer?)

Fed Planet starting with M:
Otamusima, "Mine!"
Squeeky, "mars"
Hannity, " Maine"
Bourbon, "Marina"

Things to do with Mud:
Bourbon, "female wrestling"
Otamusima, "slinging!"
Squeeky, "throw it at bourbies wifes chest" (Oh Squeeky--how kind of you)
Hannity, "My wife uses it in a bath, but it does not help."

Places you wouldn't want to find sand (doesn't have to be ON your body!):
Squeeky, "in your shorts"
Bourbon, "in my suntan lotion"
Hannity, "In my salad at a restuarant"
Otamusima, "saltshaker"

Fed System starting with... S:
Otamusima, "Shift"
Squeeky, "sol"
Hannity, "starfleet"
Bourbon, "Sports"

Things made from Foam rubber:
Squeeky, "pillows"
Hannity, "pool toys"
Otamusima, "houseshoes"

"Paper" things (Paper in the name):
Squeeky, "paper plates"
Hannity, "paper Mache"
Bourbon, "paper machete (sp)"
Otamusima, "paper plane"

Fed player starting with...T:
Squeeky, "tbone"
Otamusima, "twitchalt"
Hannity, "Trogdor"
Bourbon, "another tie, but T-bone" (Bourbon?? Are you psychic??)

Bonus Round this week was very Creative, courtesy of my mom: Things the "3 little pigs" COULD have made their houses out of!

Answers:

Otamusima, "asbestos, bourbon's wife's chest's last year's model, ice, mud, metal, plastic antimatter, playdoh, clay, paper mache"
Squeeky, "mud, cheese,"
Bourbon, "plastic, nanfabs, xmetal, semis, woods, livestock, furs, gold, frozen dough for In a Blanket"
Hannity, "mud, glass ,rubber, a cave, plastic, beer cans , stones

The final scores for this game were:

In 3rd place with 14 points.... HANNITY!!!!
Second place with 16 points... BOURBON
And in first with a come from behind victory.... OTA!!!

Thank you all for reading this catch up on Federgories article, and please join me for the game on Thursdays at 10.00pm eastern. We’ll look forward to seeing you then!!


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