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EARTHDATE: May 23, 2010

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 127420:7547 - Occy: Today is a kick back and do nothing day. I'm auditioning for American Idle.-

Stardate: 127430:5801 - Nomad: The Surgeon General has determined Fed 2 as A addictive substitute for Real Life. Any one found using Fed commands or language in real life or spending 26 hours a day 8 days a week in Fed should call Fed Anonymous at 1-800-FED-HELP right away.......or 1-900-GET-a-Life

Stardate: 127446:6607 - Occy: I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.-
Stardate: 127449:5195 - Zand: I have a book on phobias, but I am afraid to open it and read it.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kaito, "To trade or not to trade that is the question, is it better to crash entire makrets or to wait while money i smade?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kaito, "Hrm. I should probably trade for some startup cash"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kaito, "Because I'm far too lazy to invest"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Or you could just sit back and do nothing at all"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kaito, "Yeah, but then I might end up with a planet blowing upf rom the sheer laziness"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Well, so what, it's only a planet"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kaito, "Planets should be blown up by cool things, like death stars, or stellar converters"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You don't think laziness is cool?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "well just dont promote the planet then there will be no issues"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kaito, "Hey, I want to become part of the ruling classes, so I can do the opressing, rather than complain about it!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "oh ruling class wow you make us feel important :p"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kaito, "Horrible Super Bourgeioise Owners of Planets"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kaito, "Time ot use my Imperal for what it was meant for"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kaito, "Wrecking entire economies"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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