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EARTHDATE: April 11, 2010

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 127032:6901 - Occy: I would agree with you but we both would be wrong then

Stardate: 127041:2907 - Occy: Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say, "I'm thirsty, not dirty". --Joe Lewis

Stardate: 127059:2679 - Occy: The Alpine Skiing competition started poorly and went downhill from there.-

Stardate: 127072:8963 - Bourbon: Went to an Orthopedic specialist, they told me I had some nerve being there
Stardate: 127073:8227 - Cragon: Went to my Opthomologist and they told me it was nice to see me again.

Stardate: 127076:1369 - Occy: The nuclear scientist's career blossomed when she began work on the quantum properties of geranium.-

Stardate: 127083:1305 - Hazed: When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason. - Molly McGee


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trav, "Hi Hazed...galaxy quiet this morning"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "No invading aliens? No approaching black holes coming to swallow us up?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trav, "hmm, maybe that's why it IS quiet?....hides under desk"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "We'd better take cover"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "On the other hand, if the aliens invade, we can just buy them a drink. And we can feed pizza to the marauding black holes."


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