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EARTHDATE: December 20, 2009

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TOP TEN REASONS TO BE JOLLY IN FED AT CHRISTMAS TIME

by Hazed

So just why is Christmas in Fed so special? Rather than ask the players for their suggestions, this week I came up with the top ten all on my own...

10. Anti-gravity technology fitted to your tree makes the baubles hang UP from the branches.
9. If you collect enough bits of coal from Santa, you can sell them on the exchange.
8. If you are given fruitcake you can blast it with a laser (the only thing that will destroy it).
7. Santa's sleigh is rocket powered to make sure he can get all around the Galaxy in one night.
6. Scientists have genetically modified geese to be extra succulent and meaty.
5. In Fed DataSpace, the sugar mice talk!
4. Holo-cards let you send season's greetings in glorious hologram form - they are all the rage this year.
3. If you die over-eating, you'll just get cloned again.
2. Three words: Arlene. Mistletoe. RUN!
And the number one reason to be jolly in Fed at Christmas is...
1. The players. You are really fantastic and you make Fed the amazing place it is.

Happy Christmas!

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