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EARTHDATE: December 6, 2009

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TOP TEN REASONS TO STAY AWAKE IN FED

by Hazed

As I asked who was awake on the comms and could help me to come up with this week's Top Ten, a few sleepy voices responded. This lead me to suggest the topic for this issue of the Star: the top ten reasons to stay awake in Fed. Here's what the players came up with.

10. You'll miss the chance to help construct the top ten.
9. Because that alien armada decending on your planet ISN'T a dream!
8. Because you might hit the wrong fkey.
7. Someone will creep up on you and paint your face green.
6. You may sleep walk in Fed, or say things on the comms you don't mean.
5. Because the written word "Qwerty" is not a nice word in most alien languages.
4. You won't be able to contribute to all the serious conversations about important subjects that we have on the comms.
3. Flying your spaceship while asleep is very dangerous - you might crash into an asteroid.
2. Because you really DON'T have wings, especially on Graveyard.
And the number one reason to stay awake in Fed is...
1. Whether it be in your dreams or nightmares, Arlene will be there...

Thanks to Angelfowl, Cegati and Twitch for their suggestions.

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