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EARTHDATE: November 22, 2009

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TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WITH A TURKEY

by Hazed

It's Thanksgiving on Thursday so I wondered what the players would do with a turkey. Apart from eat it, of course! Here's what they came up with:

10.	Fit rockets to its wings, sit on its back and use it as an alternative to your shuttle.
9.	Strap it to your head and creep up on Catspaws.
8.	Sell it on the trading exchange - they don't specify what kind of "meats" they are.
7.	Train it to help you find your way back to your ship after a party.
6.	Launch it across the comms so it knocks the tap dancing mouse over.
5.	Take it to the wilderness and let it run free - then watch it get eaten by a wolf.
4.	Frozen turkey bowling!
3.	Take it to Godots and feed it some of that alien seafood - then take bets of who would win the fight.
2.	Stake it out in the Mercury caves as bait to catch a grizzle.
And the number one thing to do with a turkey is...
1.	Turn it into a hat for Arlene - but make sure the feathers cover his face!

Thanks to Squeeky and Gwaptiva for their ideas. And for an idea I rejected:
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "you could use it to make more turkeys?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Wouldn't you need two turkeys? Or are you thinking of cloning it?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "hmm, there was a flaw to that plan"

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