They don't do much in the way of evangelising for new members, but if you get into a conversation with a member of the Temple of Gaelaan they will tell you some of the good reasons to join. But those reasons are boring. Here's the ones the players came up with, which are much more fun.
| 10. |
You'd get to wear fashionable garbs. |
| 9. |
You no longer have to think for yourself. |
| 8. |
You learn how to spell Gaelaan correctly. |
| 7. |
You will go to Martian heaven after you die dead-dead. |
| 6. |
You get to eat the secret food and drink the secret drink in a secret tavern, but no one knows if the secret food, drink, and tavern really exists as it's a secret society and none of the secret members would tell us about the secret society's secrets! |
| 5. |
You have the promise of all that Martian tech which will be showing up any day now... honest. |
| 4. |
You can find out what's in those AK packages that they keep receiving. |
| 3. |
Insta-transport to the other temples for AK jobs. |
| 2. |
You will be the draw for all the chicks/guys/its for being so mysterious. |
| And the number one reason to join the Temple of Gaelaan is... |
| 1. |
You get access to their secret hideaways so you can hide from Arlene! |
