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EARTHDATE: October 11, 2009

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 125486:2961 - Occy: I was against the construction of tennis courts in the park as I thought they would cause too much racket.-

Stardate: 125494:7158 - Occy: Her company distributes gift boxed cashews and she has a delivery guy that drives her nuts.-

Stardate: 125511:1948 - Occy: What is a lumberjack's favorite month? Septimber!-


QUOTES OF THE WEEK


Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cegati, "I think I'm going ot have to go with a spreadsheet with these futures. Otherwise, my brain is going to melt into a puddle of goo, then explode."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Exploding brain goo. We don't want that."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandroid, "I have my straw ready"


Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cegati, "eyes the button in the meeting point* ........must.....resist......."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cegati, "Hah! Very nice. Kudos to putting that in."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kaito, "hm?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "ahhh but that's just what happens when you press the button. If you'd done something else, you might have blown up Life As We KNow It(tm)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cegati, "kicks the button, slaps the button, headbutts the button, and even licks the button*"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cegati, "Nope, nada."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "euuuuuuu...licking it? Do you know what's touched the button ? Eweuuuuu"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dingbat, "there's a dirty joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going to say it."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "i think i know why that button isn't doing anything else for them Freya"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kaito, "Come on! *I* just pushed the button"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cegati, "We've got enough droids running around cleaning things, I'm not worried."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kaito, "and who knows what all I've been carrying around in my quest to become a merchant"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cegati, "Come on you little button, what's your secret?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cegati, "an audible click is heard over the Comm, followed by a muffled boom*"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Royalsims, "Alas poor Cegati, we knew him well"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Royalsims, "well, we knew him barely"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Royalsims, "okay okay, we didn't know who the heck he was"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cegati, "Insurance is good....And someone put a note on that button. You can PUSH it, but don't you DARE pull it!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cegati, "Gonna take a while to clean up the meeting point, that's for sure."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cegati, "Eh, I just prefer to have everything completed, even if it means the taxman cometh."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cegati, "I still say we should all be able to just load our ship with bags upon bags of groats. He can't get what he can't catch!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "He catches very well"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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