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NEW CHARM FOR INDEPENDENCE DAY

by Hazed

"When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation."

These historic words are the opening of the American Declaration of Independence, and to commemorate July 4th, 1776 (old Earth), Anton Gallagher is proud to announce that the new charm on sale now in his store on Earth is a scroll that displays the text.

The charm costs 1 slithy tove and will be available for about a month. To own this keyring accessory, 'BUY SCROLL'. Once you have it in your possession you can look at it with 'EX SCROLL CHARM', hang it from your keyring with 'CLIP SCROLL CHARM' and read the text with 'READ SCROLL CHARM'.

Last month's charm, the sunflower that basked in whatever light it could find, has been officially withdrawn from sale; however, the venial assistant is as ever keen to make a bit extra on the side, so she has kept a few back and will sell them to you under the counter for 2 slithies if you missed buying one last month. Get one with 'BUY SUNFLOWER'.

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