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EARTHDATE: June 14, 2009

Official News page 4


GOING AGAINST MY NATURE BY ASKING FOR MONEY

by Hazed

I'm British, and as such I conform to some of the national stereotypes of people from Great Britain. I don't like talking to strangers in public places, I moan about the weather all the time, and I hate asking for money.

If I were American, I would have no trouble at all announcing boldly that Fed2 needs you - yes, YOU! - to give us your money so we can keep the game afloat. I'd come up with some convincing sales pitch, extolling the virtues of slithy toves and the exciting things you can do with them (Navcomps! Teleporters! Personal adornment! And much, more more!) and convincing you what a bargain they are (All this can be yours for the amazing price of $10 for 2 slithies. But wait - there's more! If you subscribe to make monthly purchases of slithies you get four for the price of three. What a bargain!)

But I'm British, so I can't do that. All I can do is quietly, with understatement, urge you to support your favourite game with a donation. Please.

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