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EARTHDATE: March 1, 2009

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 123524:7834 - Gandroid: ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

Stardate: 123534:5715 - Angelfowl: Wait, if you think about it... Money really does grow on trees.

Stardate: 123540:8513 - Angelfowl: A life? Where can I download one of those?
Stardate: 123544:9009 - Angelfowl: Apparently no one wants a life
Stardate: 123545:8458 - Jeffro: I have one for sale it's used but well balanced. does very well under stress ....but comes with no warranty. and conditions apply !...read the fine print...applications are taken at the Cantina...!

Stardate: 123565:8181 - Arlene: This is a public advisory. Arlene is now generating his own gravitational field with a strength of one cubic meter per second squared: (1m^3)/(s^2)
Stardate: 123567:2919 - Hazed: Just as well I am wearing my special anti-grav knickers, then.
Stardate: 123567:4853 - Cragon: Just my luck they don't sell knickers where I live. Will a strong magnet with reversed polarity work as well?

Stardate: 123568:4708 - Occy: I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way."--Carl Sandburg,
Stardate: 123568:6819 - Zardoz: I'm a realist. I don't know where I'm going, but I know my idiot husband won't bother stopping for directions."--Mrs. Carl Sandburg.
Stardate: 123568:7490 - Jezz: I'm a misanthropist. I know where they's goin' and it aint where they think it be. They shoulda bought the high octane." -- Joe-Bob .. gas station attendant who gave them directions.

Stardate: 123580:8105 - Excel: Spynet Review: Reports are coming of a fusion generator explosion on Chernobyl ... When will they ever learn?


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Riley, "I allways say if the meat has not been removed for you the host does not care for you"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "I think the host should chew if for you too... but I'm real lazy."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Riley, "Lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Coolkid, "If you want to go that far, let them digest it partially"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Coolkid, "Then they can regurgitate it and then it's all yours"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Huey, "and then regurgitate it onto your plate or into your mouth Zar?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "Onto the plate... I'm not a bird."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Huey, "Baby birds have it made."


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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