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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 123455:6322 - Gandroid: I've always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.

Stardate: 123482:8613 - Fletcher: Just wondering ... What's another word for Thesaurus? '-)

Stardate: 123507:2559 - Gandroid: If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

Stardate: 123509:4797 - Occy: Don't forget the most important Commandment, which is the eleventh: "Thou shalt not get caught"

Stardate: 123513:6284 - Rasman: is a eye doctor on a alaskan island called an optical alluetian????

Stardate: 123513:7480 - Gandolf: My anger management class really ticks me off.

Stardate: 123517:0533 - Fletcher: So I asked the guy at the local lumber yard why his 2x4's were so expensive ... and he replied: "Sheesh, you act like these grow on trees!"

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jezz, "hmmm Cheshire cheese was mentioned in William the Conqueror's doomsday book"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Is that the cheese that leaves a big smile after it's gone?"

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