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REAL LIFE NEWS: MEAT-SCENTED COLOGNE

by Hazed

Somebody once bought me some chocolate-scented soap. I found it quite disturbing to walk around smelling like something I wanted to eat. But just in case you like that idea, now men can do it too, because Burger King has come up with a novel Christmas gift idea: meat-scented cologne.

The men's body spray is called Flame and is being promoted as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broilled meat." What makes it really appealing, though, is the price, because unlike the usual designer colognes that cost a fortune, Flame is on sale for just $3.99. Bargain!

So if you like the idea of smelling like a burger, and don't mind being followed down the street by drooling dogs, you can buy some Flame spray in US stores or online at http://www.firemeetsdesire.com.

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