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EARTHDATE: December 21, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 122919:6702 - Shrevo: message posted on local business sign board reads. santaclausaphobia -- the fear of getting stuck in a chimney.

Stardate: 122920:4946 - Dopplershift: To be, or not to be"....that's a question???

Stardate: 122928:0784 - Shrevo: i mailed my girlfriend a bunch of snow. she got my drift.
Stardate: 122929:6437 - Dopplershift: I bought Trillith an empty swimming pool. Alas, she found herself to be out of her depth....

Stardate: 122937:7732 - Dopplershift: The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet....
Stardate: 122937:9604 - Fletcher: Which reminds me: Q: What did the Martian say to the metric system? A: "Take me to your Litre."

Stardate: 122952:4287 - Cloudbase: There are only two things to worry about, either you are well or you are sick, if you are well, there is nothing else to worry about, but if you are sick there are two things to worry about, either you will get well, or you will die, if you get well there is nothing to worry about, if you die, there are only two things to worry about, either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about, but if you go to hell you will be so damn busy shaking the hands of friends, that you wont have time to worry about a thing!!

Stardate: 122952:5102 - Gwaptiva: Fly tipping? Is that like cow tipping for weak people?
Stardate: 122956:9550 - Buddy: Fly tipping? Is that when you pay a fly extra to land in your soup to get it for free?

Stardate: 122961:5438 - Gandolf: A person wrapped up in themself makes a very small package.

Stardate: 122962:6728 - Dopplershift: You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Father: "Waiter, can you pack up the leftovers for the dog?". Children: "Hurray, we're getting a dog""

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Yeah... YOu know your a Fedder when you refer to your Ups delivery as an AK"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "I just wish you could type Buy Fuel and your car/truck would be full"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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