THE TOP TEN REASONS TO PLAY FED ON CHRISTMAS DAY
by Jezz
With the coming of the festive season and so much going on with family and friends, it seemed fitting to go with Andrew's suggestion of the Top Ten Reasons to play Fed on Christmas Day. Here we offer you perfectly good excuses to get away from the torn wrapping paper, the drum set your brother thought your kids would enjoy, the 50th showing of Miracle on 34th Street and the general mayhem that is the holiday season.
So when the real world is telling you to get out of your bathrobe, into that Christmas sweater that Great Aunt Elsie knitted and go visit with the family, here are your...
Top Ten Reasons to Play Fed on Christmas Day!
| 10. |
To get out of assembling the gifts that you gave loved ones. |
| 9. |
Because Fed would be lost without all of your merchant alts. |
| 8. |
Because Santa put the gift deliveries on the hauling board and you have to help. |
| 7. |
Just a minute kids... daddy has depots to clear. |
| 6. |
Because you just KNOW there's going to be an IPO today. |
| 5. |
To get out of helping with the dishes after dinner. |
| 4. |
To try out your new computer. |
| 3. |
To stop Riley from shooting all the reindeer (if you weren't here you might have to ask him about that one). |
| 2. |
Santa's elves are actually your alts. |
| And the number one reason to play Fed on Christmas day is... |
| 1. |
Fed2. No Batteries Required! |
Thanks go out to Andrew, Zardoz and Caesar for their ideas and to Nowayjose for encouraging them with laughter. And remember... when you realize it's time to chat with your mother-in-law... there's always hauling.
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