TOP TEN MOST SCARY THINGS IN FED
by Jezz
In keeping with the Halloween theme, this week's top ten is all about the things that strike fear into the very hearts (or equivalents) of Fedders everywhere. Well... perhaps not all of them will strike fear into your particular heart but someone, somewhere, is afraid... very afraid. Prepare yourself. The following list is not for the timid.
| 10. |
Mail about the Weathermen Cult visiting your planet. |
| 9. |
Newbods with lots of questions. |
| 8. |
Jezz before she's had coffee in the... hey wait! Who said that? |
| 7. |
Zardoz wanting to show you all his spreadsheets. |
| 6. |
Looking at the amount of your loan, and calculating the payout from each job, and realizing just what you are in for. |
| 5. |
Watching your shares being bought by Permafin Inc... Shareholders Ltd. |
| 4. |
Unexpected long resets. |
| 3. |
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Arlene... |
| 2. |
Pretty much anything at all to do with Arlene. |
| And of course, after visiting the Haunted House on Mars, it's obvious that the number one most scary thing in Fed is... |
| 1. |
Hazed's imagination. |
Thanks to everyone who contributed through the week including Trilleth, Joe, Zardoz, Nomad, Caesar, Hazed, and anyone else whose name I may have forgotten to mention.
If you haven't been to the Haunted House on Mars yet, I really recommend you take a look.
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