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EARTHDATE: October 12, 2008

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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SHOULD BE IN YOUR LOCKER BUT AREN'T

by Jezz

With the recent addition of permanent objects and lockers, I thought it might be fun to come up with some ideas for objects that really should be stored in our ship's locker but that we can't get our hands on... yet. After a stroll down memory lane, a couple of guys came up with things that were absolute necessities for any self respecting locker, in the form of the Top 10 Things That Should Be In Your Locker But Aren't...

10. DJ's I-Beam.
9. A bottomless beer mug.
8. Stick-on deodorizer.
7. A spare bottomless fuel tank.
6. A Dr. Fogg's gift certificate.
5. Old sweat socks, skis, a bowling ball and a decaying banana (one without the others just didn't seems right so I put these suggestions together).
4. A teleporter.
3. A spy beam.
2. An "I just flew into the Sun" escape pod.
and the number 1 thing that is missing from the inside of our lockers is...
1. A pin-up of Bella in 5 inch heels!


Many thanks to Zardoz and Munabilo for sharing their knowledge of just what should be in our lockers. Personally, I think I might fore-go the decaying banana as it could make the beer taste funny.


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