TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO FED
by Jezz
When an old AOL player showed up this morning, and we all welcomed him back with open arms (or equivalent), the conversation turned to how addictive this game is. And that lead to one of the most popular topics for a top ten, that keeps on coming up over and over. So here is the latest version of the Top Ten ways to know you're addicted to Fed!
| 10. |
You have your old Duchy coat of arms tattooed on your rear end. |
| 9. |
You have a ZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZ macro to keep you online and your factories working while you sleep. |
| 8. |
You are really addicted if you don't sleep because you don't trust the macro. |
| 7. |
You start real life conversations with the word COM. |
| 6. |
You've typed DI Accounts at work. |
| 5. |
You are watching a documentary on the solar system and as they cover the various planets, you nod and say, "I've been there". |
| 4. |
You read an article about Callisto, and grumble because they have spelled it wrong. |
| 3. |
You get out of bed at 2am to see what happened at reset. |
| 2. |
You know you're addicted when start putting in your accomplishments at various ranks on your resume. |
| and the number one reason to tell if you're addicted to Fed is: |
| 1. |
You're addicted to Fed if you ignore all the whizzy graphical distractions out there in favor of a 15 year old text game. |
Many thanks to Angelfowl for the topic, Nash, Hazed and Zardoz for their ideas. Happy addiction everyone!
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