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EARTHDATE: August 31, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 121960:1910 - Gandolf: Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within.
Stardate: 121960:8157 - Lynnea: Taps on the glass from inside the bottle. "Can I get a ladder, or something, to climb out with?"

Stardate: 121962:5002 - Buddy: Stop Global Warming, Eat Less Beans
Stardate: 121963:9315 - Lynnea: I eat beans to make you smell better.

Stardate: 121977:1028 - Arthurfrayn: You know whats sad is that we are just the workthingies in some cosmic game of fed played by beings on a higher plane of existence.
Stardate: 121977:5855 - Cloudbase: Are they the ones who blew up my fusion reactor????

Stardate: 121984:3475 - Gandolf: I think experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward.
Stardate: 121987:1741 - Lyn: All depends on what kind of tests. :::shrugs:::
Stardate: 121987:1900 - Lynnea: Any test where the test comes first, and the instructions afterward.
Stardate: 121987:6433 - Jezz: Does it matter if the test is first or last when the guys won't read the instructions anyway? ;)
Stardate: 121989:1865 - Gandroid: There was a test? I think I missed that.

Stardate: 121995:7656 - Occy: The man who does not make any mistakes does not usually make anything."--William Connor Magee,
Stardate: 121995:9104 - Zarquad: To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer, running windows.

Stardate: 121998:2475 - Admrose: Death threats are not a legitimate form of political expression
Stardate: 121999:4084 - Jordis: Great Admrose, NOW you tell me... *Rattles her cell bars *


TYPO OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 121968:6792 - Okstar: a bond
Stardate: 121969:2098 - Munabilo: it note
Stardate: 121971:7809 - Lynnea: script
Stardate: 121972:3024 - Zardoz: man
Stardate: 121972:7113 - Zarquad: card
Stardate: 121972:7128 - Zarquad: doc


MOODS OF THE WEEK

Sipping on a steamy mug of wd-40 Blinx has left.

Looking for the rest of his body the head of Arthurfrayn has just arrived.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Angelfowl, "wow, how can people be this awake on saturday?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arthurfrayn, "Sat??!!! I thought it was Wed?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You must have really overslept, Arthur"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arthurfrayn, "doing jobs... it's all a blur"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lynnea, "Three cheers for storage lockers!!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Yeah, we all need a place to dump all the crap we've been carrying around. One more place where dust can accumulate."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lynnea, "I am going to compel one or two of my work things to stay in my locker and keep it organized and free of dust"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zarquad, "now, it true american style, when I fill up my locker can a rent a larger locker at the Uhaul storage place down the street to store the additional objects?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jezz, "in true american style you have to have a yard sale, Zarq"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zarquad, "only when the locker, the garage and two storage units are full"

Darlings is logged into the game.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jezz, "Ok I want to say "Morning Darlings" to greet the new fedder.. but I'm afraid I'll get in trouble for impersonating staff!"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zarquad, "dang it's expensive to repair my facs"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zarquad, "can't I just use a cattle prod and make the wtgs do it for what I already pay them?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "I'd think very carefully before taking a cattle prod to civil service workers (which is what WTGs are) because the payback in strikes, job actions, lawsuits, and contract negotiations just isn't worth it. And that's not to mention the bad press and ethics issues"


BREAKFAST OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lynnea, "Ooops, getting my coms and TB's mixed up. MmmM. Oatmeal is yummy as long as it's cooked just right. And has blueberries and raspberries in it.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "How about cinnamon, brown sugar, and dried cranberries?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lynnea, "That sounds yummy too.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "Then I'll see you for breakfast tomorrow. :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lynnea, "Yay!! I'll bring the bagels from Panera's. Do you like the french toast ones?
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "Ooooh! *drools* I love the french toast ones. Actually, I think I like all their bagels. And sandwiches. And soups. And salads..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lynnea, "I LOVE their Fandango salad, and the tomato and mozzerella salad, and the bread bowls with yummy yummy soups in them..... *Drool* barely covers it.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Quizlo, "cleanup on keyboard 4 please, cleanup on keyboard 4"


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