The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: August 24, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 121908:7445 - Quizlo: Contrary to what the top ten list says this week in the Star. I found that if one has the stamina and has consumed a rather large amount of Old Peculiar strong dark ale, then groping Diesel once is not a mistake, and you won't need any special party to see stars.

Stardate: 121908:8020 - Jezz: tries to stick all the new Magnates on the door on Titan::::: oh.. nevermind.. read that wrong.

Stardate: 121917:6205 - Gandolf: I've upped my exchange stats to the analyzer. Up yours. ;)

Stardate: 121918:7899 - Occy: Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can."--Danny Kaye,

Stardate: 121920:3946 - Racingnut: A critic is a legless individual who teaches running - unknown

Stardate: 121933:7616 - Cloudbase: Ogre your Tquarks facs no longer have the required inputs and I have Tquarks coming out of every orifice!! Take your pick as to what you want to replace them with, or of you want to remove them altogether!!
Stardate: 121936:0157 - Catspaws: Isn't that painful, Cloudbase? Maybe you need some kind of orifice flush to take care of that....


EXILE LIST OF THE WEEK

You can't blame Monodefuego for wanting to ban all these things from his planet...

Exiles report:
Asylum:
Brittneyspears
Parishilton
Termites
Spiders
Roaches
Silverfish
Fractions
Calculus
Geometry
Reason
Meaningfulrelationships
Thosewhowouldusurpmypower
Hillaryclinton
Stooges
Annerobinson
Lice
Fleas
Betterwisdom
Hermit
Oldpeople
Fedtermmanual


MOOD OF THE WEEK

feds offical mouseketeer Squeeky has left.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jezz, "Bye Hazed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "buy Hazed."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Quizlo, "where can I buy hazed?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jezz, "is that like a bribe, Zard?"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I am not for sale"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Hi darlings"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Quizlo, "I think I'll change my name to Darlings so that every time Hazed comes to fed she'll be talking to only me"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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