POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 121666:5646 - Gandolf: Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser. Vote for Fed2. http://www.ibgames.net/vote.html
Stardate: 121668:8256 - Buddy: I thought it always was "Walk oddly and speak with a lisp?" Vote anyway!
Stardate: 121669:0589 - Lynnea: No, I think it's "Walk with a lisp, and speak oddly." But yes go vote, even if you have to walk oddly with a lisp to get there. And don't forget to take your megawatt laser to fend off all those weirdos voting for those other lessor realities.
Stardate: 121673:3492 - Gandolf: Flappity, floppity, flip. A mouse on the mobius strip. The strip revolved, the mouse dissolved, in a cronodimensional skip.
Stardate: 121675:3719 - Lynnea: What was that first person to ever eat an egg thinking? Hey, look where that just came from! Lets eat it!
Stardate: 121683:1158 - Gandolf: Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
MOODS OF THE WEEK
He's Not A Bad Dancer, He's Just Overly Caucasian Andrew has just arrived.
Smelling like tachyons and spacedust, Jordis has just arrived.
DRINK OF THE WEEK
Monodefuego has bought you a cup of joe. Ew... Mono must have had him melted down. You think you might pass.
Monodefuego sips on Joe. You think you hear distant screams about monkey lips, but convince yourself it must be your imagination.
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Arlene says, "In ten years, people must look back at a mobile or statue of me in awe."
Arlene says, "actually in shock & awe would be better."
Hazed says, "Mostly just shock"
Hazed says, "With some disgust"
Hazed says, "And a bit of nausea"
Arlene blushes.
Hazed says, "Mixed with disbelief"
Arlene winks, "oh stop ;)"
Hazed says, "Followed by an urgent urge to scream and run"
Arlene turns a darker red.
Hazed says, "And probably recurring nightmares"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "I mean, "Hello, Arlene. How goes it?""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Oh Kblack. How did I miss you. Let me count the ways."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "0"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "How thoughtful of you."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You need to sharpen your aim, then"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "I am going to eat as much as possible so that I become larger than the largest of spaceships and then have someone push me onto the moon so that I can leave a huge crater and a large, everlasting impression."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Feedback on this?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "Make it the dark side of the moon and you've got a deal."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "No one wants, or cares about, a crater sized impression of your bum."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zarquad, "ok... company taxes stink"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "All taxes stink. It's just that whichever tax hits you at a particular rank is the one you think is the stinkiest."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "It sounds like there's some kind of proverb here... like "the other man's grass is always greener", perhaps "the other being's taxes are always less onerous""
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.
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