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EARTHDATE: June 8, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 121226:3593 - Gandolf: Everyone is a genious. It's just that some people are too stupid to realize it.

Stardate: 121260:5575 - Gandolf: I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

Stardate: 121268:7644 - Gandolf: Let us live! Let us love! Let us share our deepest darkest secrets! you first.


MOODS OF THE WEEK

Aint No Sunshine When He's Gone Andrew is here.

smiling while singing the the words to SPACE TRUCKING yea, yea yea Shrevo has just arrived.

It's him! It's him! That crazy guy with the black cape, Gandolf has left.

If Alts Grew On Trees, This Place Would Be An Orchard. Andrew has left.

The sky isn't really falling... It's just that Jezz has just arrived.

Moving at the speed of Akaturi, Lfive has just arrived.

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe, Princess Jewells has just arrived.

Your deluded imagination tells you that Myalt has just arrived.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Meteu says, "You need one of those Men in Black memory eraser thingys"
Gandolf says, "I had one of those, but I forgot what I did with it."

With a feather in his hat, Gandolf has just arrived. Gandolf is carrying a keyring.
Hazed asks, "What bird is that feather from?"
Gandolf says, "like my feather, Hazed? I can't tell."
Hazed says, "I hope it's not an endangered species"
Gandolf says, "I think it was just a plain tweety bird"
Hazed says, "Oh that's ok then"
Gandolf says, "for all I know, it's synthetic"
Hazed asks, "A synthetic bird? Would it lay plastic eggs?"
Gandolf ponders
Gandolf says, "I suppose that's a probable theory, but the mold marks on the eggs gives it away."


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