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EARTHDATE: March 30, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 120638:4724 - Occy: You do not lead by hitting people over the head -- that's assault, not leadership."--Dwight D. Eisenhower,

Stardate: 120646:0042 - Insomnius: Because Because Because Because BeCAUSE!!!

Stardate: 120647:0713 - Desaxman: Because of the wonderful things I does?

Stardate: 120654:2652 - Gandolf: The Galactic Administration seems to be controlled by a small group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

Stardate: 120674:1446 - Billy: In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." --Carl Sagan.. Where's my pie?!


MOODS OF THE WEEK

On a quest for his talent, Bink has left.

Sporting newly laser-corrected eyes, Mur is here.

Stomping and drooling Zuflex has left.


ACT OF THE WEEK

Tiddly Bink has just arrived.
Bink slips on a tube of grease someone carelessly left on the floor.
Bink exclaims, "dammit!"
Bink says, "I'm so dang bored I'm acting to an idle character"
Tiddly Bink has left.


PIZZA OF THE WEEK

Walking with his brutally violent friend, Gusto, Monodefuego has just arrived.
Monodefuego has bought you a large slice of the house special pizza. Gusto pulls out a terrifying axe, crusted over with the sauce of countless innocent pizzas, and hacks it to shreds. Mono sets his on fire, and the pair walk out together, arguing over supreme or plain cheese as having a more dramatic splatter effect.
Walking with his brutally violent friend, Gusto, Monodefuego has left.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Paul, "alright, why do I have a different approval rating when I do a di disaffection than when I do a di planet?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jazir, "Hmm, I have the same thing. Very odd. Perhaps our workthings have complicated feelings towards us"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Paul, "Well I'll have to beat that out of them and make them love me unconditionally"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jazir, "That's the spirit!"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gorg, "how do you check the cargo in your ship ????"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "type ST"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gorg, "thank you"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "anytime"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Alternately you could stop your ship in space and send me a tb informing me as to your location. My loyal minions will then come and plunder you, providing you with a detailed receipt as they bring the wealth back to me."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Rakaabu, "You mean "then inform you that the hold is empty""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Correct. It's accurate to within one pound."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "and for a limited time, for just $9.95 you will get 2 DVD's of....When FireMonkeys go Will, and When FireMonkeys go BAddddddd"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "please enclosed $24.95 for shipping and handling"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Rakaabu, "For 6 easy payments of 29kig, learn how to make millions in the commodities market in your spare time!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Rakaabu, "Tax concequences not the problem of this proprietor)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "looks like we see the same infomercials"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Dag blameit, beat me to the market with those videos. Meh, oh well."


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