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EARTHDATE: March 16, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 120517:4738 - Gandolf: Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

Stardate: 120524:3326 - Gandroid: No, ` Eureka' is Greek for `This bath is too hot.' --Dr. Who

Stardate: 120543:4933 - Occy: The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."--George Bernard Shaw,

Stardate: 120551:9818 - Gandroid: One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled.

Stardate: 120555:0490 - Mistert: Calvin Klein and Gloria Vanderbilt don't wear clothes with your name on it, so why should you wear their name? --Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool!


MOOD OF THE WEEK

In a fireproof box with two holes burned in the bottom for legs, Monodefuego has just arrived.
Monodefuego bumps into the wall as he struggles inside his box.


HUG OF THE WEEK

Angelfowl has given Monodefuego a hot hug.
Monodefuego says, "A hot hug! Very appropriate."
Angelfowl smiles, "Very :)"


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lyn, "Dang!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "what you do wrong Lyn?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Watch your language on the comms!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lyn, "I died"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lyn, "Well looks like I went the wrong direction and headed into the sun"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "That certainly warrants a "rats" or a "poo". But seriously, "dang" is a little over the top for a piddling thing like the destruction of your mortal body, isn't it?"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Supermayman, "night night fed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Fed says goodnight. It's afk right now."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Anything exciting happening this morning?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "There's always something exciting happening in Fed!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Be specific"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Specifically Federation II running at fed2.ibgames.net port number 30003."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "No, I mean be specific about what is happening right now that is exciting"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Oh. Well, there I was, minding my own business, hauling away as usual, when suddenly I heard, I kid you not, the voice of a demi-goddesss in my ear."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "What does the voice say?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Well, oddly enough it just asked me if there was anything exciting going on. This isn't the type of question the voices in my head typically ask, and I didn't want to disappoint, so I answered 'yes'."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "How exciting. Then what?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Allanon, "So the exciting thing happening right now is Monodefuego trying to come up with something exciting to impress Hazed ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "I know! And then my alt, Djentsch started talking to the voice as well. So did my alt Nomad."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "That implies it was a real voice, and not just one of the voices in your head. Unless Dj and Nomad are in your head, too."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Of course they are, that's where alts live, isn't it?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "We'll just say it's busy up there."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Dj and Nomad are your alts?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "They wouldn't be in my head otherwise, would they?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "So... does that mean... you think I am one of your alts?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Sneaky voices in my head! Trying to trick the monkey! You don't LIVE in my head, you just sort of swing by and visit from time to time."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "oh, so i'm HIS alt. ummm, last time I looked, i was here before the firebug"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "That's because I was really clever. First guy to ever make an alt first."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Allanon, "Beware the Ides of March, Monodefuego :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "I better hide"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Is it the ides already? Lousy fortune teller should have included a calendar."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Allanon, "You too, Ceasar, though I haven't seen Brutus"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Et tu, Dj?"


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