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EARTHDATE: January 13, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 119971:0927 - Cloudbase: Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy. For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be creamed?

Stardate: 119980:8902 - Hazed: Money will not buy you true love. On the other hand, money will buy you a lot of high-quality fake love. - Dave Barry

Stardate: 119984:2973 - Otter: People who say money can't buy happiness are shopping in the wrong stores - Malcolm Forbes

Stardate: 120001:4905 - Monodefuego: Monodefuego has patented all greetings. Whenever you greet someone on the comms, you owe him 10 ig. He will keep a tab for your convenience. Thank you.

Stardate: 120009:7151 - Dork: I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnmm, "off"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "Comms off, Johnmm"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Off Off OFF!!!! ::Sound of com being thwaped against the floor::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Off with his comm!"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "You know its bad enough to have to pay taxes but do the officials have to smirk when you do?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Of course they do; they have competitions with each other to see just how annoying they can be"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "Okay, time to go do that housecleaning. You coming to help, Bourbon?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "yes, for sure and will offer a hand.......clap clap clap"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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