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EARTHDATE: November 25, 2007

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TOP TEN REASONS HAZED IS TAKING NEXT WEEK OFF

by Hazed

As you know, if you have read the official news (which you should unless you are one of those strange people who read newspapers backwards) there will be no issue of the Star next week because I want a day off. Players were speculating about just what I was going to be doing that is more important than publishing your favorite newspaper. Here's some of their suggestions.

1. Having a pedicure, because the demi-divine toes must be kept in pristine condition.
2. Creating an alt who can do some of my hard work, leaving me more time to relax.
3. Visiting a chocolate factory - and I may never be seen again!
4. Going to the annual convention of divas where I will be confirmed yet again as the numero uno diva goddess of the galaxy.
5. Sleeping late. Then having a nap.
6. I am going bar hopping with Bella, and I will need to a day off to recover.
7. I will be appearing for one day only as the headliner at Jeritt's Mad House on Brass.
8. I am going away to plot with my newsdroids to overthrow Bella and take over as a full goddess. Not that I would ever admit to such a thing, of course!
9. Having heard that the wilderness wolves are getting a little friendly, I need to retrain them on the ripping and tearing of flesh (in which I am an expert).
10. I will be spending the day begging and pleading with Bella to give me back my teleporter.

Thanks to Otter and Squeeky for their suggestions. No thanks to Bourbon:

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "on a day off, one can do my contribution to this top ten list :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "and what is that b?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "Do nothing"


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