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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 119367:2242 - Gandolf: Only the good die young -- prolly cuz they see it's no use living if you got to be good.

Stardate: 119379:1255 - Nkir: What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. Dave Barry

Stardate: 119383:2070 - Lagkiller: Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. - Scott Adams

Stardate: 119385:3809 - Nkir: Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? George Carlin

Stardate: 119395:3419 - Lagkiller: The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. - Abbie Hoffman

Stardate: 119402:9587 - Nkir: Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Albert Einstein

Stardate: 119403:4088 - Djentsch: are you sure about that?

Stardate: 119407:5305 - Djentsch: Advice for the day: If you're walking on eggs, don't hop.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Satriani drawls, "They say that ignorance is bliss ..."
Hazed says, "Does that mean that newbods are very, very happy?"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "I read the blogs on the internet and the news provided by Comcast and AOL. I read the WSJ"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "and government briefs"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zodraz, "Are those different from Government boxers?"

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