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EARTHDATE: October 28, 2007

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THE CHOCOLATE-POWERED DEATH RAY

Conspiracy Theory Week 3
by Lagkiller

Good day to you Fedders. It appears no one has noticed my spy droid in the Star offices so I can bring you the real news again!

This week we are going to be discussing the chocolate-powered ray of death. Oh, you all thought it was just a story concocted to scare little children into behaving, but if only you knew how real it was. You see, things that were needed for construction of the ray have disappeared over the years. In fact, according to the GA's own naval plans, the chocolate-powered death ray requires a spanner, a vial of acid, some barbells, and a simple coin. Along with several thousand tons of nickel, lanzarik, biochips, and univators.

Now, noting that all these things are missing, who had access to all these items, the motive, and the lust for power? The demi-goddess Hazed of course! Why do you think she can so easily be bribed with chocolate? I mean guys, we all know how much ladies love chocolate, but how could she keep such a figure with as many tons of chocolate as are hauled to her daily? Of course this is just speculation until you look at the planets she owns. Ever been to Titan? What small planet like that has its own scientific crew, and labs containing Uranium, Transuranics, and Thorium? Why aren't radiation suits available to the public so that we can explore those rooms?

My friends, we must step up now and put an end to this chocolate death ray! Stop all production of nickel, lanzarik, biochips and univators, for the good of the universe!


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