The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: September 9, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 2


POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 118875:3449 - Arlene: I survived the Great Hoo-Ha. Did you?
Stardate: 118875:3762 - Ariadne: Well, my hair's still blue, but I don't glow in the dark anymore. Is that a win?

Stardate: 118879:8946 - Sephorin: Squeeky gave me an autograph!
Stardate: 118881:8639 - Catspaws: That autograph and a slithy tove will get you a navcomp....

Stardate: 118895:3127 - Jake: A side effect of Hazed's magical restoration tool seems to have left my Manufacturer's alterego with more intelligence than me. Which only underscores the obvious, which is that one doesn't have to be smart to be a planet owner.

Stardate: 118903:3702 - Eragon: money is like a drug. the more you have the more you want.

Stardate: 118913:5200 - Catspaws: When the demi-goddess is not available, I will accept all accolades, bribes, and gifts of chocolate on her behalf--why? Because kittens rule! All complaints, however, should be sent to squeeky because--well, because he's a mouse, and drools a lot....

Stardate: 118917:1686 - September: A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week. Therefore... In the last 3 1/2 years, I have had a chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds. I weigh only 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about three months ago! I owe my life to chocolate.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "ok is there a special way to see what builds i have done"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "type di infra"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Yes you have to put on a pair of special spectacles"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "they cost 20 slithies"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "and are good for 1 week"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Not only do they show you your builds, they make everything look all pink and soft-focus. Very pretty."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "try this Furgas: DI INFRA"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "i did and i say them"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "you say all your builds?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Out loud or just under your breath?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "If I had builds, I wouldn't just say them - I would sing them"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nut, "you can sing my builds"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Oh no, that wouldn't be the same."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Elijah, "Hmm... "Di Infra: A Rock Opera by the Demi-Goddess Herself""


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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