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EARTHDATE: September 2, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 2


POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 118662:0837 - Lynnea: Q: What's wrong with lawyer jokes? A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

Stardate: 118676:9931 - Hazed: You are only young once, but you can be immature forever. - Germain Greer
Stardate: 118677:8547 - Catspaws: Immature forever? Yay! Now I have a goal in life!

Stardate: 118677:5220 - Lagkiller: In life there are always two options, to play Fed or not to play Fed...If you are reading this then you made the right decision

Stardate: 118697:0702 - Yodabunny: All your Lanzarik are belong to me.
Stardate: 118697:3780 - Butters: Yoda, shouldn't that say..... Belonging to me, your Lanzarik are?

Stardate: 118743:8752 - Hazed: The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more. - Max Kauffmann

Stardate: 118758:9350 - Gwaptiva: What did the inventor of the drawing board get back to when he got it wrong?

Stardate: 118762:6540 - Djentsch: How stupid can you get?", Bud Abbot. "How stupid do you want me to be?" Lou Costello

Stardate: 118839:5097 - Butters: also thank you Alan, Bella, Freya, Hazed, Cats, Dje, for emails, advice when I got back, and getting my addiction fix by getting Fed back so quickly. Excellent job yall... ::Standing ovation::
Stardate: 118839:5526 - Gwaptiva: Of course, to stop Butters' diapers from smelling at all, donate 1ig to the Buy-A-Big-Airtight-Bubble-for-Butters appeal


MOOD OF THE WEEK

Husband 2.0, Elijah has just arrived.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "If FedEx would get here, I could go to bed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You go to bed with the FedEx delivery person?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "maybe he is getting a new bed"

The tannoy goes bing-bong and an artificial voice says, "There is a black cargo transporter outside the main terminus which is causing an obstruction. Would the driver please return to his vehicle immediately."
Djmayhem says, "I think they call it a tannoy because it's there t'annoy you."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ronin, "Hi Hazed, thank you for fixing me!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "great, no little Ronins running around.....hehe"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ronin, "The universe can't handle more of me"


DIVINE ACT OF THE WEEK

Catspaws tries to pick Bella's pocket for small change so she can pay off her loan and buy a new ship. Her paws slip into pocket after pocket, pulling out lots of lint and a funky fishing lure that looks as if it'd make a neat toy for a cat.
Bella pulls up a set of controls for the galaxy out of nowhere
Catspaws curls up under a table to play with her new toy, purring quietly to herself
Bella fiddles with a control and it starts raining just over catspaw
Catspaws squeals and tries to run from the raindrops
Angelfowl laughs and stays away from the rain
Bella smirks and watches the cloud following catpaw
Catspaws slinks under Bella's chair, then into Bella's lap.
Bella notes that the rain avoids bella
Catspaws exclaims, "Ok, ok, I'll keep my paws out of your pocket!"
Bella smirks
Catspaws leaps to Angelfowl's lap, mewing pitifully.
Bella turns off the rain
Bella looks sternly at catspaws
Catspaws sniffles pitifully
Angelfowl pets Cats
Catspaws takes her new toy in her mouth and goes over to drop it at Bella's feet, then slinks back to Angelfowl.
Angelfowl giggles


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