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EARTHDATE: July 22, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 2


POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 118476:0419 - Cloudbase: I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor.

Stardate: 118476:1022 - Cloudbase: The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. ' - Rita Mae Brown.

Stardate: 118476:1346 - Doolittle: If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.- Anonymous

Stardate: 118476:1405 - Doolittle: Catspaws, this one is for you.... No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.- Abraham Lincoln
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "Hi, Hazed. :) Sorry. No funny posts for the board today."

Stardate: 118477:5509 - Brookerf: Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot ---seen on a bumper sticker

Stardate: 118477:6178 - Dupree: Why do tomorrow what you can get someone else to do for you today

Stardate: 118484:6848 - Cloudbase: When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry.


MOODS OF THE WEEK

Wearing just a diaper and seeing nothing wrong with that... Butters has just arrived.

Temporarily Out of Order, Butters has just arrived.

Pity me, I am married to Butters in RL.... I must have been rotten in a past life. Tabbecca has left.

Having a feeling that Nightwatch has this weird unnatural fascinantion for him, Doolittle has left.

I married Butters in RL, no I will not marry him in Fed as I do not make the same mistake twice Tabbecca has just arrived.

By the aroma of his diaper, you definately know that... Butters has just arrived.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Korak, "what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Doolittle, "a bommerwrong?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "A stick"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Korak, "what do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Korak, "dam"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "hmmm, quiet today."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "o::rakes her claws down a chalkboard:: That better, DJ?"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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