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EARTHDATE: July 1, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 2


POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 118275:5300 - Arlene: Is your husband or wife old? Does he or she look like they've been runover - slowly - by a truck so that the skin on their face hangs down to their knees? Is he or she just plain ugly? Try the new "Fogg"y Spectacles from Dr. Fogg's Marital Emporium - Guaranteed to make your husband/wife/lover/partner/significant other look decades younger. Satisfaction guaranteed or your groats back!
Stardate: 118276:2980 - Punkmonk: I guess Arlene used the spectacles with his fed wife. That explains a lot.

Stardate: 118287:5450 - Arlene: DietEvil Enterprises is pleased to introduce the Arlene Visitation Permit Scheme. Everyone in the DataSpace recognizes the glamour, chic, and pizzaz that Arlene brings to any planet, big or small. Make your planet even more special with visits from Arlene. For the trivial cost of one (1) slithy, DietEvil Enterprises will arrange for your planet to be added to the very exclusive list of where Arlene chooses to party. Don't be left out! Give or get the gift of Arlene - Fed's Paris Hilton.
Stardate: 118287:5925 - Hazed: Alternatively, pay Arlene a slithy to go and visit your worst enemy's planet. Or just pay him to go away and leave you alone!
Stardate: 118287:9508 - Paul: Pay to have him come or pay to have him go? so what happens if we don't pay? Since he can't both stay away and come visit maybe Arlene will disappear in a puff of logic!
Stardate: 118292:3367 - Mentallyhayzed: To pay Arlene is kinda scary....you just don't know what your getting, or if it's just damaged goods = P
Stardate: 118294:3100 - Catspaws: Damaged doesn't begin to describe Arlene... I think I'll pay him to move to CDs and bug Hazed...

Stardate: 118319:0979 - Arlene: If you post by mistake, use the <unpost> command.
Stardate: 118320:2185 - Nomad: If you are Arlene by mistake, Use the <suicide> command.
Stardate: 118320:3514 - Boone: if your Arlene by desing, by all means use the suicide command as much as you need to correct the situation


MOODS OF THE WEEK

Only an Idiot says Irregardless', Necromancer is here.

Wishing that Peanut Butter had more flavors, Necromancer is here.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dennotairn, "Hi there! I've got a question, if I may. : )"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spacey, "answer person must be on break"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "No, I'm here!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dennotairn, "um, no. Not really?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I have my Call Center hat on."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "If you have a question about Fed, press 1. If you wish to suggest a new feature, press 2. If you have a gift for the demi-goddess, press 3. If you want to complain, please hang up and call again later."


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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