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EARTHDATE: June 10, 2007

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 118098:1178 - Hazed: Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Stephen Wright

Stardate: 118118:8298 - Dork: The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "lol top ten reasons for a alt :p you missed one, To have a different alt to break each rank record in the hall of shame:p"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "If the accusation does not fit, you MUST ......ah, do something"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cloudbase, "make it fit?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Lie."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cloudbase, "deny everthing?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cloudbase, "blame someone else who isnt there to defend themselves"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "will turn to my attorney now, and says just to shut the heck up.....lol"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Garioso, "How long till you hit FOunder?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You're going to hit a Founder? Any particular one, or just the first one you come across?"


GENDER CONFUSION OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Supercpo, "if guys are adventurers and girls are adventuresses, why dont neuters have their own designation?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Well... good question. I guess because neuters have only been recognised as separate genders in their own right fairly recently, and the language hasn't caught up yet"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Supercpo, "Well said.... Im gonna pencil Hazed in on our Presidential ballots over here ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I think this issue was covered in the Fed2Star a while back... let me see if I can find the story in the archives"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "yes, here we are: http://www.ibgames.net/archives/fed/staryearbooks/2004/syb0411a.html#3 "
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spacey, "so its adenventurir"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "No, I don't think the language has quite caught up to that extent."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spacey, "language changes based on useage....we'll just say it so and it will be"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jake, "Probably addressed in the Fed2Star article, but using Adventurentity is rather awkward."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "It is a bit of a tongue-twister. I think we can stick to Adventurer for the neuter types"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spacey, "and might make one unintentionally assume a gender"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Supercpo, "Adventurebeing"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Korak, "adventureIT"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Spynet report tells you the gender so you shouldn't have to assume anything"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Royalsims, "Adventureryouyesyouimtalkingtoyou"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Adventureryouwiththeickytentacles"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "Adventureridon'tevenknowwhatyouareorwhattocallyou"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Korak, "now it's like reading vanity plates"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Royalsims, "Adventurerifyoucanreadthisthenyouhavetoomuchtimeonyourhands"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Now we're on to t-shirt slogans"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spacey, "that would take one big tshirt"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Or very small writing"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jake, "heh, or IBECAMEANADVENTURERANDALLIGOTWASTHISLOUSYTEESHIRT"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jake, "and add in small print and200aksplusasplittingheadache"


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