I wondered if anybody was awake enough to help me with the top ten this week, which led to thoughts of why going to sleep in Fed is not always a good idea...
| 1. |
Because someone will call Nightwatch who will arrest me as a vagrant and dump me in that disgusting dorm on Earth. |
| 2. |
Because Hazed will paint a moustache on me while I sleep. |
| 3. |
Because Diesel's waitdroids can aim very well with their soda syphons. |
| 4. |
Because Arlene is awake and on the prowl. |
| 5. |
Because one never knows what picture will surface and in what pose. |
| 6. |
Because some people just can't resist the opportunity to drop an ice cube down my pants. |
| 7. |
Because there's the risk I will wake up in a strange bar with an even stranger person - and no memory of how I got there. |
| 8. |
Because I might miss a new planet's exchange opening. |
| 9. |
Because someone will steal my chocolate! |
| 10. |
Because I will miss out on the opportunity to contribute to the Top Ten list. |
Thanks to Gwaptiva, Occy and Zodroz for their suggestions.
