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EARTHDATE: May 6, 2007

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TOP TEN WAYS TO USE CHOCOLATE

by Hazed

A subject after my own heart! And these suggestions don't even include the obvious one - eat it.

1. To make peace with the spouse.
2. To feed to the zlitherworm to stop it biting your arm off.
3. To get a sugar high so you don't fall asleep in school while your teachers drone on in their monotone voices.
4. To make a chocolate spaceship so you never get hungry in space.
5. To calm yourself down after a fight.
6. To give to the winner of the fight as a prize.
7. To make gargantuan statues and then once finished let Hazed eat them.
8. As a face-pack that doubles as an emergency snack.
9. To keep the kids quiet.
10. To bribe Hazed - what a splendid idea!

Thanks to Djentsch and Stiddleficks for their suggestions.


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