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EARTHDATE: April 1, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 3


POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 117492:9782 - Hazed: Men are always asking what women want in bed. The answer is breakfast. - Kathy Lette

Stardate: 117519:2663 - Hazed: I'm not good enough to have an inferiority complex. - One of my work colleagues said this in all seriousness!

Stardate: 117527:7702 - Hazed: There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Stardate: 117530:8360 - Occy: A weed is no more than a flower in disguise."--James Russell Lowell,
Stardate: 117531:1298 - Kalandra: A weed is a plant you haven't found a use for yet --Unknown
Stardate: 117532:5696 - Zand: It is a weed if it does not belong where it is.


MOOD OF THE WEEK

Doing his AK jobs with his eyes closed, total done - 44, total deaths - 45, Royalsims is here.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "congrats on the
promotion Royal"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Royalsims, "Thanks Zardoz :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Silverhawk, "which promotion was this"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "To captain. He is
now free of his debt.:)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Royalsims, "from a very, very,
very lowly person, to a very, very lowly person"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Silverhawk, "ah it isnt that bad ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Royalsims, "so say the have's to the have-nots ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Royalsims, "I would like to thank all of the people who made this promotion possible..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Royalsims, "Jarrow Shipyards, for having faith that i'd repay the load"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Royalsims, "The clerk who needed some extra cash"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Royalsims, "and the space Police, for not finding all of that contraband i was carrying.."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Royalsims, "And my mom, for kicking me out of the house"

After Desaxman gets his promotion to Founder:
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Desaxman, "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Desaxman, "That didn't hurt a bit!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "It didn't? Oh dear, I must have done it wrong. It's supposed to be excrutiatingly painful in order to focus your mind."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sean, "Good afternoon good people of Fed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "hey.. what about those of us that are evil, or indifferent?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Bad people don't deserve to be greeted"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Garioso, "wheres the good futures today! :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "I have a great future"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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